Tuesday, December 12, 2006

 

It Was Only Like 20 Minutes Away

Never trust a strangers estimation of what is in "walking distance."

Friday, December 08, 2006

 

Where the 12.6% Live

This year for the first time, more people living below the poverty line are in suburbs than in cities.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

 

Who Will Have the Most Fun Then?

The last natural blonde will likely be born in Finland in less then two hundred years.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

 

I Guess Big Words Impress Senators

Conflagration: a large disastrous fire

Monday, December 04, 2006

 

A Place of True Cultural Learning

There is a college called Borat.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

 

New Motto

When you are young you should risk everything for your dream. If you come up short you have your whole life to comprimise but at least you know you took your shot.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

 

If You Can't Say Anything Smart

You never know what comment you make off-handedly someone will remember forever.

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